i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
