May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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