Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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