Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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