What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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