He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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