im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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