Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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