you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
porn star boner night. come get it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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