If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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