is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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