: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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