wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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