The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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