she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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