Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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