"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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