i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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