I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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