Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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