Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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