Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
