I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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