when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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