Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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