Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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