So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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