the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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