She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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