You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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