Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
