I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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