we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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