All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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