he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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