He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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