i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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