after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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