You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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