Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the day after is always just damage control
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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