i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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