is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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