so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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