we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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