Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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