just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
