jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
and you said cock pushups were impossible
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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