she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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