I just cut my nipple shaving
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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