he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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