Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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