then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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