lets start a swedish sibling band together
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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