Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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