Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she smelled like a LAN party
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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