you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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