no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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