We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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