paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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