Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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