My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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