just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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