well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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