you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Randomize
