so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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