Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
